Wiredogs

He awakens laying face flat on shredded carpet.

The stench of burning and death fill the remnants of a once peaceful room. Now a pile of destruction is all that remains.

What happened in here?

He picks himself up from his blood soaked position and slowly surveys the damage. In the corner he finds his laptop with a cracked screen muffling what sounds like music through heavily damaged speakers. Wiping the blood and whiskey from what is left of the screen he sees what caused this chaos. The events start to come back to him. The new EP from Wiredogs. He was listening to Wiredogs and it caused him to rage so hard that he blacked out and destroyed everything in sight. It’s all coming back.

They have a new EP called Kill The Artist Hype The Trash and it will make you bash your head through the nearest piece of glass. Listening to this record is like kicking someone in the face through someone else’s face. It makes you feel invincible. Be forewarned, you will wreck shit. You might fight someone, you might fuck someone, and you might do both. I don’t care if you’re in church. I don’t care if you’re at thanksgiving dinner. My favorite track is easily Fear Is A Lie. Motherfuckers, punk is not dead. The drums come in and get you into a fuck yeah mood. Then the distorted comes grinding in driving you and cock teasing you until the chorus slaps you in the mouth with its tits. The lyrics, as you can probably tell from the song title, are fiery. Frontman Dan Aid has a punk rock voice that I would kill to have. He’s just walking around like, oh hey bros I have a mean ass punk rock voice bros.

Wiredogs waste no time jumping right into this EP. The appropriately titled opener, Violence, gets after it. The song breaks down to the EP’s title and point, “They’re killing the artist, and they’re hyping the trash” then it blasts you right in the face again. It’s obvious that this band has talent and the knack for fucking rocking. Every instrument fits how it should and the sound quality is top notch. It’s polished but it’s punk. Kind of like a really hot chick with a really cool scar. You’re like… dayum that shorty is fine and that scar… ooooweeee. What was I saying? Oh yeah… a great punk record is like a hot chick with a hot scar. Yeah that was all I was getting at.

Kill The Artist Hype The Trash is a well put together EP that will get your blood pumping enough to give you a four foot erection. It will make you either fuck something or fight someone. It is like an audio version of that goo from Ghostbuster II but laced with Viagra. Every song is on point, the mix is straight, and it culminates in a quality punk rock EP. I highly recommend checking for this band because they have a great sound and tremendous potential. This EP will be available soon