Music Submissions

SYFFAL.com is not an outfit of snobs. We are a bunch of adults, with kids, and jobs, and jobs, and kids, and dogs, and hobbies, and better things to do besides beg you to be awesome.

BUT.

We love music like we love our burritos: lusciously crafted, filled with meat, and portable.

No matter the genre, location or intended listening audience, we're happy to give your audibles a nibble. Keep in mind we do not write negative reviews, as we leave that to the critics. We aren't critics, we're super fit househusbands and recovering musicians goddamnit! 

If we dig on your business, we will happily hippity hop on your band's bandwagon with articles of praise or special interest pieces regarding your adopted albino iguanas in Istanbul, or something less reptilian. It all depends on your aquarium type, average daily humidity and median annual temperature.

If you get a weird spam message after submitting to us, it isn't the website bro. It's you. 

PS: If you are pitching us some new product to revolutionize the music industry/blogosphere please fuck off.
PPS: If you submit a youtube channel to a website who has never heard of you, how do you know what video they randomly select bro?
PPPS: Three P's don't make a right. 

Interested IN INSERTING YOUR MUSICS INTO

OUR SIDE FACE HOLES WHERE SOUND GOES?

First, click below & read THE Guidelines.

(These guidelines guide you along all the lines.)

Submissions that do not follow our guidelines will be made fun of at recess.

Consider our guidelines super helpful elsewhere in life.

Also consider showering at some point today.

SYFFAL Music Submission Guidelines