Joel Frieders
Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!
Album Review
Greylag - Self Titled
Joel Frieders | October 29, 2014
I have never been one to hide my love for the bands of my junior high and high school years. My music fandom was crafted out of giving any one band my undivided attention for an undetermined amount of time. I used to leave tapes/CDs in the stereo until they...
Album Review
Sego - Wicket Youth EP
Joel Frieders | October 27, 2014
Sego came out of nowhere. With one fucking single that bugged me so hard I could do nothing but listen to the shit out of it constantly. But then I got the EP, named after the aforementioned single, and now I'm a listless, neon bicycle hat...
Album Review
Rob Sonic - Alice In Thunderdome
Joel Frieders | October 22, 2014
Now let me preface this entire smattering of flatterings by saying that I’m a fucking Rob Sonic fanboy. I don’t feel ashamed by any means when I declare him one of my favorite personalities in music. Dude could rap my resume and I’d be like “...
Bandcamp
Big Jaw - Photophobia
Joel Frieders | October 18, 2014
BEFORE WE BEGIN BRO.
SCROLL DOWN AND HIT PLAY BRO.
YOU FEEL THAT IN YOUR UNDERCARRIAGE BRO?
Whoever the fuck Big Jaw are, they have fucking rock testicles with fucking wifi they're so perfectly welcome in my face holes.
JESUS BALLS ON A...
Album Review
Falside - End of an Error
Joel Frieders | October 14, 2014
Falside is the dude in your group of friends that you have no idea what the Fuck he's up to, as he doesn't share much about his personal life, but then one day you're flipping through the newspaper on the shitter and he's won some hundred...
Album Review
Ben Howard - I Forget Where We Were
Joel Frieders | October 13, 2014
I got almost all the way through this album with a dull case of the disinteresteds before a specific moment fucking thwapped me in the fucking throat and made me pay the fuck attention and start the fucker over.
At the 4:44 mark of the seventh track, "End...
Interview
Our Interview with Cas One - I don't want any of my friends to think that I wouldn't fuk them
Joel Frieders | October 10, 2014
I’ve known this kid Jake on the internet for a few years now. We have a lot in common besides just our skin color and our affinity for spandex and white wine. Hell, our kids are breathing the same oxygen and we share his wife as an instagram follower, we’re...
Video
World Premiere: Cas One - October
Joel Frieders | October 9, 2014
Cas One is the bro of all bros. What does that mean to the everyman? IT MEANS HE WEARS KHAKIS TO WORK, HATES SMOKE DETECTORS, ONCE STOLE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER FROM A FANCY RESTAURANT JUST TO BRING BACK TO HIS MOTEL ON TOUR,...
Video
Holy Holy - History
Joel Frieders | October 7, 2014
AH DAMN. I LOVE THIS. WHY DOES THIS RUIN MY DAY WHEN IT SHOULD BE MAKING MY DAY?
I'll tell you why you fucking assmunching assmuncher.
Holy Holy, and their deliciously melodic traipse through my subconscious in the track History,...
Album Review
Marina Quaisse - The Legend of Sirena
Joel Frieders | October 7, 2014
My favorite season is desolate.
My favorite weather is cloudy and rainy.
My favorite music is often cloudy, rainy and desolate.
Despite what you might imagine my life is like with all of my kids running around my ankles, and my beautiful wife, and my spastic...
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