The Naked Heroes was a band that Timmy Bakin' Bacon Baker was all into because he felt a strange sense of refreshment when they name dropped Max Headroom and referenced slap bracelets as a masturbatory aid and shit. I always kept quiet because I just liked the music, pop culture meets masturbation aids references be damned.

While I do appreciate learning about new ways to masturbate, I wasn't sure I could really compete with slap braceleting myself, but The Naked Heroes sent over their new video for Tonight's In Your Pocket and I've managed to assume it is ALSO referencing masturbating because I am the textbook definition of creep.

The Naked Heroes are an odd mix of weird for the sake of being weird, funky for the fucking sake of FUNKY and that one band that seems to put the mirror up in front of your face making you realize you sometimes only like things because other people like things. If that isn't a recipe for masturbatin', well, fuck you bro.

Let's all stalk The Naked Heroes shall we? I MEAN THEY'RE NAKEDS?!?!?!