Color Collage

BRO. I LOVE THIS DUDE. Not only is he making a statement by NOT getting his beard cut by a hipster beardsmith, he's also playing shows and not talking shit about all the people on their phones! 

WHAT A NICE G- WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!

Color Collage doesn't like playing shows for a bunch of half drunk zombies sexting each other? WHAT A DICK! 

Color Collage just can't ge this own fucking beer from the bar bro? WHAT A SALLY!

Here's hoping someone gets off their phone long enough to give my bro a handy, yea?

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