Juan Deuce
El Oh Vee E
Does dude's shirt say CALZONES?
I fucking love Juan Deuce. Every single thing this dude does is rap video fodder.
Oh the bro is taking out the garbage? BET HE LOOKS MAD COMF WHILE LIFTIN' THE LID AND TOSSIN' IN DAT LAST BAG SON!
Oh, it's time to fold a load of whites? BRO IS JUST HANDSOME AS ALL SHITS YEA?
Ding! It's Juan Deuce's keesch that he made from scratch from an old family recipe that he made while listening to some Stevie Wonder on vinyl huh?
Fuck this guy for being so cool at everything. I bet even wiping his ass would make me clap.
But with this track tho, if the song doesn't make you feel like taking off your shoes, the visuals will. If the visuals don't make you wanna eat fried food and ride around in German cars, well, maybe the song will.
EAT FRIED FOOD. PET PUPPY. SQUIRT THINGS.
Fire.