Stone Cold Fox
Contagion
Joel Frieders | November 23, 2015
DID YOU KNOW THE DUDES IN STONE COLD FOX WAS WHITE?!?!
MIND. BLOWN. BRO.
Regardless of their pale and delicious caucasianity, I love how this band sounds like nine other bands all the time. While looking at them, you're certain they're one band, but then when the verse ends all of a sudden Stone Cold Fox are someone else. Just imagine these limber bastards at a key party and they show up all clean shaven, but when shit starts to get freaky they've got fucking hairy thumbs and shit!
"Contagion" sounds like Stone Cold Fox are on their way towards finally deciding on which direction their sound is headed, and I'm please to announce they have decided on ALL THE DIRECTIONS.
And I love it. Fucking adorable ass white ass motherfuckers.