Cobby and Litten
Tinder Surprise
This is the auditory equivalent of redecorating my living room with shag carpet.
Just slide left.
The feel of the bushy fabric on my naked body as I lay prone on floor.
Just slide left.
Jumpsuits for men!
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This is the auditory equivalent of matching casserole dishes and an avocado-colored electric stovetop.
Just slide left.
This is the auditory equivalent of letting my pube-scaping go.
Just slide left.
This is the auditory equivalent of doing deeeeeeep squats in tightie whities.
Just slide left.
I know it’s time to trim my mustache when I can chew on its edges.
Just slide left!
I pee in the shower. EVERY TIME!
Just slide left.
Cobby and Litten.
Just slide left!
Cop the record though.
FilthyBroke Records.
Just slide... ok, enough already.
Love,
B