BlabberMouf

"InstantFlava" is pleasantly jazzed the fuck out! This is some creative ass, throwback-sounding, fish-eyed fucking gold! 

Never heard a thing from BlabberMouf before, but the Fu-Schnickens is strong with this one. 

From the Netherlands, this dude made me wanna space cake the fuck out on a houseboat sporting Dwayne Wayne glasses. 

Shit went so hard that, while spraying my son's back with sunscreen, it made this old backpacker's drug-riddled mind transported back in time to leaving burners on the side of the 170 freeway. Should leave an interesting tan line, but who are we kidding? He's white as fuck and will back to a shade of milk in less than 24 hours. My kids will have stories to tell. 

I was all lifting one arm and the opposite leg and then the opposite arm and the opposite leg and pretending I was in the audience of an Arsenio Hall show music performance. Woo Woo Woo Woo! 

I tried to bum a beedi off the neighbor. 

I burned a hole in my dad-level cargo shorts and pretended they were Girbauds. 

I wanna borrow Open Mike Eagle’s whole Coogi collection and smack it up, flip it, rub it down! OH NO!