Kendra Morris

I fucking adore Kendra Morris.

A number of years ago I was introduced to her music by a mututal friend and I didn't quite understand how this skinny ass white girl could create shit that sounded so fucking soulful. She doesn't look like she could belt shit out, but she do. She doesn't look like she could melt my sequins vest with a vocal arpeggio, but she do, she did, she doos it agains bruh. I've already been banned from buying anymore sequins because of all of the Kendra Morris sequins melting episodes yo. 

So Kendra went and got hitched (because I was already taken, *bites bottom lip*), and then started her family, and then because maintaining a happy and healthy household is fucking EASY, she's dropping new tunes? That can't be, when we had one kid we couldn't even match up the socks correctly. I went around Chicago wearing one ankle sock and one bacon sock for like tree years. Yea, tree years. So I just don't fucking buy the fact that she be droppin' some new new.

WELL I'LL BE A BEDAZZLED PILE OF SEQUINS, SHE JUST DROPPED "WIZARDS FLOAT" AND I'M SLOW DANCING WITH MYSELF AND SHOWING MYSELF A LITTLE LEG IN THE MIRROR! 

DAMN this woman is fucking awesome. If she releases a new album and doesn't give me a shoutout it'll be JUST like her last album. DISSED AGAIN FOLKS!