Kid Advay

Imagine

Brandon Backhaus | May 11, 2015

This makes me wanna tilt my fucking face back in the sun and remember what it's like to not be an old fucking piece of shit.

Kid Advay is so nice. Flow = smooveness. Beat = smooveness. Everything about everything about this video = smooveness of a baby's ball sac.

I just wish I could still get away with skateboarding to the store for a grape Crush without looking like a child molester, or a juggalo without his makeup on.

I wish I could trade places with Kid Advay and be all cool and young and unspoiled and optimistic. That's what I LOVE most about this song: the optimism. That's what makes it seem so young and invigorating and empowering like male-enhancement pills if male-enhancement pill enhanced being a male in any way.

I fucking love this kid. And can't wait for more shit from him to hit my inbox and help me fucking ignore the rest of you sorry sacks of sheet. Done. 

S'up Advay? Keep me in the loop, little brother. 

Love,
Brando