PUP

Summer to me means fuck you! Fuck you, world! I’m not wearing pants RIGHT NOW and it’s past 2 pm! I had this video from PUP called "DVP" bookmarked since February and it’s been aging like a fine fucking wine and fuck you, it’s time to write about it! 

Only I don’t feel like writing about it because it’s so perfectly self-explanatory… just watch the shit and you’ll love it otherwise why the fucking would I be sharing it… also…I just fucking used leftover LAUSD juice boxes (the kind in the green little milk cartons) to make ice cube fucking POPSICLES! 

I watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie while sucking down an aquarium-sized cup horchata and engoring myself on a burrito the size of my thigh, and I HAVE SIZABLE FUCKING THIGHS, bro! MEAT! 

I have all kind of shit to do and I do it, but when I don’t I DO fucking NOT! 

But watch the video and reminisce and all that shit! Or don’t…because it’s summer… and FUCK YOU! I’m going to watch Gumball.