Shy Kids

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Joel Frieders | August 18, 2015

Maaaaaan, fuck these guys. 

THREE YEARS AGO, I begged these assholes for a Pop Cultures Collide version of the Gummi Bears themesong, THEN THEY GIVE VICE A PREMIERE OF THEIR NEW CANDY THEMED MASTERPIECE?

I don't know whether to be turned on, offended, or re-enter the seminary sans seminal vesicles. Either way, their new album came out yesterday or today or when the fuck ever, and I've already downloaded it, and there's a boy on the cover that my wife would TOTALLY tussle. 

JUST LOOK, HIS HAIR IS TOTALLY TUSSLEABLE!!!!