Tachyon Ghetto Blaster

I would never trade another life for this one. 

Who am I kidding? I can literally think of thousands of lives I trade for this one. 

I mean, this one's cool and all. I got a couple of kids that manage to be low on the asshole scale. I've experienced love. I seen a lot of shit you wouldn't believe. 

But, like a billion dollars, and huge porn dick, and the ability to dunk a basketball? First draft, no exceptions, trade deal done! 

Luckily for us, Fake Four, Inc's Japananese godson, Kaigen, and San Diego's resident rap weirdo, Orko Eloheim, now rap superduo Tachyon Ghetto Blaster, wouldn't trade theirs. Thus we get a full record full of tripped out raps I can only half understand but appreciate fully erect.