Trevor James Tillery

Trevor James Tillery bro, I fucking hate your hat.

Your hat is one of the main reasons I can't be a performing musician anymore. That fucking hat represents every asshole in every band I HATED opening up for or headlining after. The guys that wore that hat were the guys who would sit in the green room (outside the walk in cooler of the pizza joint bro, cmon, let's not lie about our past gigs bro) with their girlfriend of the moment and just mope. They weren't actually sad or depressed or anything, it was just easier to convey this sort of "I'm an intellectual emotional musician bro" vibe by not being out with the people trying to forget why life can suck. Hell, back when I was a gigging musician, we didn't have cell phones man. There was no facebooking to pass the time. We had to TALK TO EACH OTHER and MASTURBATE TO CATALOGS and shit bro. Fuck your hat. 

I'm not saying my bro Trevor James Tillery is a sad fuck or one of the guys who never hangs out with the fans or the other bands on the roster or the staff from the venue, but that hat is.

THAT HAT IS A FUCKING ASSDICKING ASSDICK AND I'D LIKE YOU TO BURN IT. I say we throw a ceremony, a two pronged ceremony celebrating BOTH how much we all fucking hate that hat AND how fucking awesome this new solo shit sounds.

Seriously, I'm going to drink three shots of tequila and a half bottle of red wine to this shit and I STILL won't like that fucking hat TJT, freal tho. But I adore the song bros. Seriously, "Out Of Time" is the chill balls. I love the band Trevor James Tillery comes from, Brotherun, and I love his face, but fuck that hat. 

Everyone, fuck that hat.

Call your mom and tell her to fuck that hat. HASHTAG IT BRO.