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Oh SHICK RAZOR BLADES this makes me want to take off all my clothes, run into Bed, Bath and Beyond and climb up those huge towers of soft ass bathtowels and just shimmy my sweaty balls all over fucking EVERYTHING.

Jesus balls on a baby blue buick with a bumper sticker that reads "will massturbate for bass", I want this to play all day as I walk slo-mo straight into the fucking weekend ahead.

Whoever the Fuck Wolffe is, I feel aroused like I haven't felt aroused all week.

This shit sounds like Amy Winehouse got ahold of a Lorde track and went to fucking TOWN it's so perfect.

Someone find this band and make them let me stalk them so we can just get it over with because I'm full mast over here and people are starting to stare.