This is the auditory equivalent of redecorating my living room with shag carpet.
Just slide left.
The feel of the bushy fabric on my naked body as I lay prone on floor.
Just slide left.
Jumpsuits for men!
Just slide left.
This is the auditory equivalent of matching casserole dishes and an avocado-colored electric stovetop.
Just slide left.
This is the auditory equivalent of letting my pube-scaping go.
Just slide left.
This is the auditory equivalent of doing deeeeeeep squats in tightie whities.
Just slide left.
I know it’s time to trim my mustache when I can chew on its edges.
Just slide left!
I pee in the shower. EVERY TIME!
Just slide left.
Cobby and Litten.
Just slide left!
Cop the record though.
FilthyBroke Records.
Just slide... ok, enough already.
Love,
B