Because I'm getting old(er) I only committ to a concert if I'm 95% certain it's going to singe my ballhairz. AND I don't go to big venues because fuck big venues. If I wanted to watch a concert on a jumbotron I'd stay home and watch Palladia. Thus, standing room only is a must, the samller the better, and I need to get spit and/or sweated on.
This is why as soon as Low Cut Connie's show at The Tonic Room was announced, I immideately made that arrangements to cover said show.
No, I never seen Low Cut Connie in person, but I have heard from reputable sources that they singe ball hairz. Not only this, but there is this thing called YouTube and it allows you to see live videos of bands and watch hillariously cute kitten videos. From these videos, and their new album that just fucking oooooozes energy, I declared this a 'can't miss show.'
Unfortuately, sometimes life gets in the way and plans fall through.
I will sadly miss this show tonight.
BUT I woudn't be doing my job as an unimportant blogger or a general fan of music if I didn't let you know that Low Cut Connie will be performing in Chicago at the Tonic Room, a 100 person capacity venue, tonight (5/30/15).
AND TIX ARE STILL AVAILABLE FOR $12 MAX.
WHAT A FUCKING DEAL.....YOU SPEND THAT MUCH ON A CUP OF COFFEE AND 90 MINUTES OF ON-LINE PORN.
SOOooooo, if you aren't doing antyhgint tonight break out your flame retardant under wear and go....no RUN....to the Tonic Room bro.
Watch a live clip of these motherfuckers: