Astronauts

This band makes me consistently feel like I'm floating and my head is all laid the fuck back on the tube. All four of my limbs are in complete opposite corners, as if ready to square off in a battle for who is the most fucking comfortable. The pace of the river around me is swift enough to stop any bugs from landing, but not so fast as to cause the peace to end any sooner than I'd prefer.

Astronauts make everything just slow the fuck down so I can appreciate as much as possible. 

How the shit do they do that on every song?

"Skeleton" has that creamy fucking guitar plodding along in the background. I mean sixteen holy jesus shits on a rustic looking canoe paddle with greek letters burnt into it hanging on the wall of a rich white man's home office, this song is a goddamn massage chair in the Sky Mall catalog isn't it?

Someone ask Astronauts if we can be best friends.