Future Elevators

Sometimes I shimmy. Normally my shimmying is quite energetic. People get out of the way when they see bro shimmying all energentically bro.

But when the bro Jimerlis sent over the new new from whoeverthefuckfuck Future Elevators are, BRO, MY SHIMMIES, THEY WENT ALL SLOWBRO. 

"Modern World" sounds like I just made us martinis bro. I'm crossing the threshold from the wetbar area of my bachelor pad onto the patio and I'm wearing a kimono my friend Bruce Bruce bought for me on his travels while he was abroad in French Lick. Indiana. Not only is this martini sporting a deliciously ripe blue cheese stuffed olive, I tossed in a spurtzle of fennel and a dash of black pepper. YOUR TASTE BOODS, THEY BELONGS TO MOI!

WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?

IT MEANS THIS FUCKING SONG IS EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED TODAY, TONIGHT AND ALL WEEK LONG AND THEN IT'S ALL YOU'LL NEED ALL WEEKEND BRO! I MEAN, THINK OF THE BLEU CHEESE BRO!