Howls

I am not currently in the shower.

But I could be.

This fucking track "Krusht" from Howls feels like I'm in the shower bro.

Imagine dat tap water (now with 0.9ng/L or more of the finest fluoride!) slo-mo cascading down my lovely lady lumps and down the insides of my ever-taut quads, passed the bacon wrapped right leg of mine, and pooling around my fancy feast feets, the only scent in the air is the humidity, and of course the cocoa butter manwash I wash my entire man with. I love how something can immediately make me feel moist like a brownie almost instantly.

"Krusht" might hit you differently, but either way, I understand why you're walking in slo-mo, because I'm doing it too. We don't have to share why bro, the knowing and slightly erotic nod betwixt us is all we need. And some mufuckin Howls bruh, it's coo.

SOMEONE MAKE THIS BAND MY PERSONAL SOUNDTRACK FOR THE REST OF THE DAY YEA?