shirlette ammons ft Amelia Meath

WHAT ARE MY HIPS DOING RIGHT NOW?!?!?! AM I SHAKIRA?!?!

WHY ARE MY HANDS ACTING LIKE MADONNA IN THAT ONE VIDEO OF HER IN THE BLACK ROBE IN THE DESERT BRO?!?!?!

Whoever the fuck shirlette ammons is, this is some shit! "Aviator" sounds like nothing I've ever heard while sounding slightly familiar at the same time. That rhythm is something I could both make AND deliver babies to. (SNAPS SURGICAL GLOVES AGAINST WRIST) It starts off like Blind Melon's "Car Seat", but then someone throws a jar of grape jelly against the wall and a procession of dancing nuns in mauve habits walks in and all of a sudden it's a satanic Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love" music video out of an instructional BDSM porn video. 

I admit it, I have no idea what's going on, but I'm 3/4 erect, thirsty as fuck, and I have a hankering for submitting my resume for that dashboard hula girl job opening I saw on LinkedSin.