Leitbur

Leitbur is the setting you turn your brain to when everything else is overwhelming.

Leitbur is the second bowl of chips delivered to your table, and they're still piping hot and shimmering in grease, just waiting for you to dip them shits in some chilled motherfuckin' salsa.

Leitbur is the cool side of the pillow on the wrong side of town on the better half of the spring season. 

Everything about Leitbur's music is therapeutic. From the nostalgic memories of tight rolled jeans, slap bracelets, and premature ejaculationz, to the soothing synthesized synthetic pastels and neons swirling around my bucktoothed pre-teen self, there is nothing Leitbur can't be used for.

From osteoporosis to lesions on the soul, a half hour of steady Leitbur can heal even the most stubborn of ailments. It's the fucking relaxation that works the magic.

The latest single dropping from his latest album, Antique Travelers (OUT MAY 6TH!) is "Solid Ground", and while it's a bit more sensual than you might be used to for a soundtrack to my interpretive dance numbers, BELIEVE ME when I tell you it's perfect accompaniment for seeing me in tights. 

We fucking love Leitbur for the simple fact that they're throw back as fuck, but MADE for cuddlin'.

You can dance in slow motion to yourself at any point with this song playing, but I'll warn you, you will get nothing else done because your Michael Stipe arms will swizzle and sway like you couldn't imagine possible.

But let it happen.

You weren't roofied bro, you're just feeling your chest and sweating while wearing leg warmers and you're completely comfortable in doing so.

Welcome to the club.

PEEP DEM VISUALZZZZZZZZZZZZ BRUH!