Joel Frieders

Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!

Ultimate Painting, song for brian jones
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Ultimate Painting - Song For Brian Jones

Joel Frieders | August 31, 2016
This feels SO fucking similar to one of my favorite bands that I almost threw the computer against the wall while gasping "HOW COULD YOU!?!?!". But I didn't. Ultimate Painting sounds super balls close to Astronauts, but without that sheen of...
Kinder, Stone Cold
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World Premiere: Kinder - Stone Cold

Joel Frieders | August 30, 2016
As cocktail umbrella season comes to a close, it's time to prepare our respective sex dungeons with seasonal incense, a good vacuuming, and an update of the all important sex playlist. KINDER just showed up with the sassiest sex song of the...
Japanese Wallpaper, cocoon
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Japanese Wallpaper - Cocoon

Joel Frieders | August 30, 2016
I listened to this NINE TIMES the first time I heard it. That recurring pulse has me transfixed like the opening credits of Stranger Things bro, fuck! Whoever Japanese Wallpaper is, it sounds like I'm about to become obsessed because I can't...
The Holy, This will be the day that i die
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The Holy - This Will Be The Day That I Die

Joel Frieders | August 29, 2016
The Holy are my new favorite band. I only have five songs to obsess over, but this is up there with the other four songs as being one of my favorite fucking songs on the fucking planet. "This Will Be The Day That I Die" kills me. The...
the holy, More Escher And Random Notes
Album Review

The Holy - More Escher And Random Notes

Joel Frieders | August 29, 2016
I don't know who slipped me The Holy's More Escher And Random Notes EP. Whoever you are though, thank you. The Holy has been my go to ride to work music for the last three weeks, but more importantly, The...
Trails and Ways, Happiness
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One Song: Trails and Ways - Happiness

Joel Frieders | August 25, 2016
OH, I'M SORRY.  IS MY WAVING ARM DANCING DISTRACTING YOU FROM YOUR OWN SENSE OF JOY THAT THIS SONG SHOOTS UP YOUR POOPER LIKE A HAPPY SQUIRTING BIDET? Did I just equate using a bidet to lisning to Trails and Ways? I did. I do. I'm into the...
DJ Shadow feat. Run The Jewels, Nobody Speak
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DJ Shadow feat. Run The Jewels - Nobody Speak

Joel Frieders | August 25, 2016
There is nothing to say about this video that hasn't already been thought, said, or typed. Holy fucking Run the Jewels and DJ Shadow.
astronauts, breakout
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One Song: Astronauts - Breakout

Joel Frieders | August 19, 2016
Astronauts are the soundtrack of choice when determining which direction to turn when I come up on a fork in the road bro. There's this deeply rooted sense of contemplation, and then acceptance, and then immediate fucking regret in every song...
Album Review

Cold Creeks - Prequel

Joel Frieders | August 11, 2016
I've been swatting the SHUFFLE button with over 100 hours of music on my phone lately.  It isn't that I don't enjoy anything anymore. It isn't that I'm in a rut. It's that nothing seems to lead me down the road of obsession quite how I want it to.  Yes, the...
Kinder, light
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One Song: KINDER - Light

Joel Frieders | August 11, 2016
I don't really wear fedoras. Nor do I wear collared shirts very often. But KINDER makes an unfashionable motherfucker like moi wanna tuck their shirt in and act like they polishin' cuff links that don't exist on this tank top with a drawring...
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