Joel Frieders
Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!
Album Review
Onry Ozzborn - DUO
Joel Frieders | March 30, 2016
I've never felt the need to hide my fanboydom over Onry Ozzborn from anyone.
It isn't that I would ever be ashamed to share my appreciation for a person's music, hell, I spend hundreds of dollars a year running this site with Tom and WE SUCK...
Soundcloud
One Song: Pleasure House - Cyan
Joel Frieders | March 29, 2016
I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS BUT IT FEELS LIKE I KNOW EXACTLY WHO THIS IS AND I FUCKING LOVE IT.
Pleasure House sound like a raunchy mix between Arctic Monkeys, Foals, and The 1975 if they had facial hair and didn't get beat up on the playground...
Video
Astronautalis - Running Away From God
Joel Frieders | March 29, 2016
People always ask me how I can run in boots.
I don't know guys, I just fucking do.
Astronautalis does it. Why the fuck don't you axe hims?
In the video for "Running Away From God" our pal Andy is demonstrating his unbelievable cardio...
Video
Surma - Maasai
Joel Frieders | March 28, 2016
I do my best to avoid reading bios about artists because in my world, musicians should be treated like mythical beasts. Sure, their own realities might be interesting, but what if I told you your favorite rapper was also a step stool in the hut of Gehgis Khan...
Album Review
Moderat - III
Joel Frieders | March 28, 2016
I've loved the shit out of Moderat for a few years now.
Sure, their music is recognizable to me instantly, but it's the indescribable way I feel when I'm listening to Moderat, not just their specific sound.
The drums always...
Video
CLAST - Flychter
Joel Frieders | March 24, 2016
This song takes a minute to get rolling, and I was ready to turn it off and keep digging through the piles and piles and piles and piles upon piles and piles of shit in my email inbox, but holy fucking shit dude.
Wait until 1:58. HOLY BALLS ON A BAKED BISCUIT...
Soundcloud
One Song: Fell Runner - Dirty Money
Joel Frieders | March 23, 2016
I've listened to this song over a dozen times, a few spins in a row, a few days apart.
I didn't care for this shit the first two times, but every time it came across my inbox I thought "huh, Fell Runner, sounds like LODE RUNNER the video...
Album Review
Fennec - This Place Was Once a Palace
Joel Frieders | March 21, 2016
Fennec has the unique ability to make any pile of fucking ashes a dance floor. It's unfuckingcanny.
My first introduction to Fennec had me staring off into space until I realized I was dancing under my desk, and it was at...
Soundcloud
One Song: Brookfield - Kaleidoscope
Joel Frieders | March 18, 2016
This dude Brookfield is SO fucking GENTLE. DAAAAMN this dude rubs my shoulders like a fucking BRO when his musics be in my side faceholes.
Airy and ethereal, I can't help but look out the window whenever his music is on, which is extremely...
Video
Factor Chaldelier - The Magic City
Joel Frieders | March 17, 2016
This is the most awesomely futuristic hip hop video I've ever seen. It's like Tron meets Matrix meets Tomorrowland meets Minority Report meets Inception meets a cologne ad in a fashion magaine thicker than my own girth.
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