Joel Frieders
Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!
Concert Review
Wolfmother - Metro Chicago - February 25th, 2016
Joel Frieders | February 29, 2016
As a fully admitted Wolfmother fanboy, I can say with utmost certainty that the second time I saw these hairy fuckers in concert last week was just as memorable as the first time almost six years ago. (If you haven't heard about my first time...
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Onry Ozzborn - duofilm
Joel Frieders | February 26, 2016
Shhhhhh!
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Onry Ozzborn's "duofilm" just started. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up so we can fucking watch this. Pass the red vines tho, I need to throw them away to make room for the twizzlers, because...
Soundcloud
One Song: Norte - Beryl
Joel Frieders | February 25, 2016
I didn't sleep for shit last night. I looked at my blinds until my alarm went off at 5am, and then I hit snooze three fucking times, and them three sets of 9 minutes were the best sleep I've had in the last month I tells ya.
What did I learn last night?...
Bandcamp
One Song: Kauf - Through the Yard
Joel Frieders | February 24, 2016
This dude Kauf makes electronic music that makes me want to swim in fucking pudding.
THERE, I SAID IT. Not "fucking pudding" bro, I ain't into other people's fluids and shit, but fucking "pudding". I mean that seductively smooth and thickly...
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Me Like Bees - Tundraland
Joel Frieders | February 24, 2016
The best thing about Me Like Bees, besides their sensual candor, explicitly erotic bedside manner, and rapidly shrinking refractory period, is that their music sounds like it's fucking sunny outside.
Like, right now, it's snowing sideways...
Soundcloud
One Song: Jack Berry - The Bull
Joel Frieders | February 23, 2016
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.
This guy's throat sounds very Chris Cornell, but only if Chris Cornell didn't know he was Chris Cornell so he didn't Chris Cornell all over the fucking song like Chris fucking Cornell fucking Chris Cornells.
YEA, I MADE DUDE AN ADJECTIVE, A...
Soundcloud
One Song: Tuft - Stills
Joel Frieders | February 23, 2016
Ifuckingmmediately, this song has me by the balls I keep in my pants. Taking aspects of two distinct sound altars I have come to genuflect in front of and smooshing them together into something that both cups and massages the aforementioned balls I keep in my...
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Migrant Kids - Thread
Joel Frieders | February 23, 2016
I love it when I'm not expecting anything and I come away from the unexpected surprise with surprises I wasn't expecting, and all of these vending machine snacks.
I clicked play on Migrant Kids's's's's video for "Thread" and I...
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PVRIS - You and I
Joel Frieders | February 22, 2016
The first time I heard this band I kept thinking it was like Evanescence without the distortion.
The second time I heard this band I kept thinking it was like Evanescence without the distortion.
The third time I heard this band I fucking loved that it...
Soundcloud
One Song: Zavala - Shatter Like 96'
Joel Frieders | February 18, 2016
This almost sounds like Zavala dropped a box of noise on a warehouse floor and he recorded the bits and pieces skittering away from him in slow motion. Then, in a way only Zavala seems to know how to do, he brilliantly sticks...
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