Joel Frieders
Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!
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One Song: Zed Bias + RAPHAELLA - Dropping Like Flies
Joel Frieders | October 8, 2015
I don't know shit about UK garage or 2 step.
I don't know shit about Raphaella or Zed Bias.
I don't even know if what I do equates to actual dancing.
But I know I've listened to this "Dropping Like Flies" shit for...
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One Song: Gregory Uhlmann - It's Not Your Fault
Joel Frieders | October 7, 2015
I'm not in the mood for new music. Fuck new music. Fuck all these asshole bands writing 7,000 word bios that say nothing about what they actually sound like but take the long way to arrive at their own description of what they WANT to sound like. Fuck all...
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One Song: Twin Limb - Don't Even Think
Joel Frieders | October 2, 2015
Whoever the fuck Twin Limb is, I'm, for lack of a better word, engulfed by this fucking song "Don't Even Think".
Aptly titled, I don't think I had one coherent thought the entire first three times through this fucking song. Combining...
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One Song: Stone Cold Fox - Contagion
Joel Frieders | October 1, 2015
I was once considered a member of Stone Cold Fox. But something happened that one fateful night, and all I really remember is waking up the following morning with a bowl of canned Dole pineapples on my naked chest and a single tic tac resting...
Album Review
Chvrches - Every Open Eye
Joel Frieders | September 30, 2015
I'm often the last guy to get around to hopping on a bandwagon. It isn't like I'm Tim, or I'm too cool for cool school, I'm just not very interested in what people I don't know tend to suck off.
If I'm going to put something into one or more of my holes, it'...
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One Song: Andrea Silva - Memories
Joel Frieders | September 29, 2015
Normally artists with only two available singles still have a shitload of work to do before their music gets talked about on the internets. Either they put in the fucking work or they're somebody's cousin or sibling and people are sucking them off because...
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Jake McMullen - If I Go
Joel Frieders | September 28, 2015
Ah fuck. Why the fuck did I have to actually watch a video today?
My first thoughts about this video were "holy shit, is that Long Beach? Just off Broadway? I used to live there!". My second thought on the song was "this is rub your face in slow motion music...
Album Review
Other Lives - Rituals
Joel Frieders | September 28, 2015
The first few times I listened to Rituals from Other Lives was this past Spring. I remember thinking I was listening to a more melodic and melancholy Junip or a Jose Gonzalez fronted Album Leaf, and then I remember...
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One Song: AUDEGO - Side Effects
Joel Frieders | September 28, 2015
AUDEGO feel like friends to me. Every single time I receive an email from these fuckers I'm reminded of how much I love their loose-kneed whisper pleading and electro-thwap pop shits.
Their latest single "Side Effects" takes that...
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Lyfe of The Party - Drink in My Hand
Joel Frieders | September 25, 2015
I will admit to wanting to turn this shit off the second I saw dude's glasses. IS THIS LMAFO (or whatever their name is)? IS SOMEONE FUCKING WITH ME?
Then I stopped paying attention to my snobby ass feelings and wondered why this only had about 200 views....
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