Joel Frieders
Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!
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One Song: Guante - White People On Twitter
Joel Frieders | August 9, 2015
This is exactly what I needed to hear on repeat today. Nothing musically jarring, but completely fucking socially stabbing; Guante and Katrah-Quey are calmly delivering the message so many fucking people who I share a skin...
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Trails and Ways - Skeletons
Joel Frieders | August 8, 2015
This is the Trails and Ways song I love the most. "Skeletons" is cute, whimsical, and I don't feel weird for always shucking my fucking clothes off when the first chorus hits. Of course, I have been known to undress during Metallica...
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One Song: Calan Mai - Black Box
Joel Frieders | August 8, 2015
I hit play and then walked away.
Fuck.
Twenty minutes later I've listened to the song four times and I'm onto my fifth. This sounds like There Will Be Fireworks meets Leo Wyndham (Palace) and it's unreal.
I have no idea who this is, what dude's other shit...
Album Review
Ballerina Black - Whails
Joel Frieders | August 7, 2015
I have a thing for bands with a style. Sure, if the music sucks shit the fucking style matters naught, but music I like coming from a band with their stylistic shit together makes my man meat moistened and my manfingers move.
One of the few bands that I can...
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King Black Acid - Sea of Unrest
Joel Frieders | August 7, 2015
Stop what you're doing bro. Just hit play.
I cracked a beer and listened to this shit. I have no idea who this is, where they're from, why I'm considering masturbating with a pair of unmoistened sponges, alls I know is this is chillballs with a side of...
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World Premiere: Amina - I Saw You Float Away
Joel Frieders | August 6, 2015
Looks like we accidentally world premiered a video when I didn't know it was a world premiere because I was just too fucking excited to post it to not realize it was a world premiere.
DOES THAT MAKE ME LOOK FAT? WHO CARES! You should all become huge fans of...
Album Review
Amina - Cannibalize
Joel Frieders | August 6, 2015
The very fucking SECOND "I Saw You Float Away" gets twinkling I am fucking smitten.
Amina sounds like that far off memory in your head that both turns you on and makes you miserable. It's the nostalgic smell or taste that brings you...
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Phox - Lovefool (On The House)
Joel Frieders | August 6, 2015
Fuck this band.
Sure, they swoon me, make me sway, they commonly stop by my house to use the restroom (I call it a water closet), and they'll never hold full time jobs that involve timecards, but I'm telling you, they're all assholes. How do I know that...
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LORAINE - Qualm
Joel Frieders | August 5, 2015
This band is fucking amazing. It's all pretty and flowering, and then the distortion hits and WAIT, HOW DID IT JUST GET MORE BEAUTIFUL AND FLOWERFULZ BRO?!?!?! Loraine have post rock by the short and fucking curlies, that's how it got more...
Album Review
Pinstripe Pigeon Band - Sound Asleep EP
Joel Frieders | August 4, 2015
We broke our music submission platform a few weeks ago while trying to update something or other, and it means we haven't been receiving our normal heaps of 90% what the fuck, 5% this might not suck, 4.9% this really might not suck and 0.1% I want to shave...
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