Joel Frieders

Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!

juan deuce, El Oh Vee E
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One Song: Juan Deuce - El Oh Vee E

Joel Frieders | August 18, 2015
I fucking love Juan Deuce. Every time dude opens his front face hole a party spills out and I'm all ignoring the fact I can smell myself in this late 80's Celtics jersey and these Adidas chanclas.  Juan Deuce makes every day...
fennec, rip city
Album Review

Fennec - R.I.P. City

Joel Frieders | August 18, 2015
There's a song on this album with the word Kowloon in its title. I somehow noticed that white stepping into Fennec's world, and it quickly painted a darkened vertical slum of an entire city this album seems to take place inside of.  Whoever...
caravan palace, comics
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Caravan Palace - Comics

Joel Frieders | August 17, 2015
Everybody say it with me... "WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?" This sounds like "WHENEVER PROBLEMS BUBBLE UP-" "I FEEEEEEL" "RUM COME FOLLA ME RUM COME FOLLA ME NOW" (aaaaaaaand repeat), but I'm sporting an erection instead of a backpack and I'm using this...
The Atlicic, this year
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The Atlicic - This Year

Joel Frieders | August 15, 2015
No idea who The Atlicic are. No idea how to pronounce The Atlicic. No idea if I actually like the song or just the way the song makes me feels. This shit feels like a chilly October weekend afternoon and I'm in jeans and my...
moondog matinee, carry me rosie
Album Review

Moondog Matinee - Carry Me, Rosie

Joel Frieders | August 14, 2015
I'm a pretty blatant Blind Melon fan. Their self titled album came out right when I started realizing how important this music shit was to me. I don't just remember the feeling of that cassette case in my right hand with my walkman in the other, I can still...
bent squares, Ben T. Squarez
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Bent Squares - Ben T. Sqauarez

Joel Frieders | August 13, 2015
"I wanna ruin love for you..."  That's fucking awesome. BUT THEN THERE'S THIS SNL TYPE SAX SHIT HAPPENING AND I HAVE TO START THE SONG OVER... Whoever the hell Bent Squares is, the dude just got my attention and I've been listening...
alaska, words hurt
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One Song: Alaska - Words Hurt (feat. Elsphinx)

Joel Frieders | August 11, 2015
Say what you want about our little blog here, but our fearless (pssst, he's totes afraid of condiments bro) founder Alaska is fucking balls. With his latest drop we see Alaska side by side, neck to neck, arm in arm, man flesh...
color collage, 2048
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Color Collage - 2048

Joel Frieders | August 11, 2015
BRO. I LOVE THIS DUDE. Not only is he making a statement by NOT getting his beard cut by a hipster beardsmith, he's also playing shows and not talking shit about all the people on their phones!  WHAT A NICE G- WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE! Color Collage...
future elevators, modern world
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One Song: Future Elevators - Modern World

Joel Frieders | August 11, 2015
Sometimes I shimmy. Normally my shimmying is quite energetic. People get out of the way when they see bro shimmying all energentically bro. But when the bro Jimerlis sent over the new new from whoeverthefuckfuck Future Elevators are, BRO, MY...
hawking, hawking EP
Album Review

Hawking - Hawking EP

Joel Frieders | August 11, 2015
When you listen to hundreds of bands and artists a month, it's sometimes tough to gauge technical skill when you're listening for something that excites you. You aren't listening to new music to hear something "better" than everything else, you're listening...
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