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Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!

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World Premiere: Their Ocean - Skies Light Up

Joel Frieders | June 25, 2015
WE GET TO WORLD PREMIERE THE NEW VIDEO FROM CREAM DREAMERS THEIR OCEAN? OH BRO JOY! Their Ocean have that dreamy, whispy shit going on something serious. The calm softness of dude's voice paired with the emotionally intensive...
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Maribou State - Portrait

Joel Frieders | June 24, 2015
I was sent two soundcloud links over the course of about three months that introduced me to Maribou State. I remember that feeling, instantly, like I had finally heard what I'd needed without knowing I needed it. This shit sounds like the...
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Stella - Picking Words

Joel Frieders | June 23, 2015
I love how this video sounds like something so deliciously 80s it's making me want to flip up my collar and throw snaps at everyone in my fuckign way. Whoever the hell Stella is, I want her to know I've considered wearing leg warmers in the...
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Haiku Salut - Bleak and Beautiful

Joel Frieders | June 18, 2015
Haiku Salut have been a guilty pleasure of mine for a few years. They're the perfect "stare out the window when you're supposed to be working" or "imagine yourself playing a glockenspiel when you're supposed to be bathing three children and...
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Whale Bones - Hiding From the Sea

Joel Frieders | June 12, 2015
Whoever the fuck Whale Bones are, I have a whale-sized bo- WAIT NO I'M NOT TAKING THE EASY ROUTE TO GIGGLETOWN. I DO NOT HAVE A WHALE SIZED BONER BRO. I AM AN AMERICAN MALE AND I DO NOT HAVE THE LARGEST PENIS OUT OF ALL THE OTHER PENISES, I...
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Quick Fix: Dirty Digital - Mumbles, ft. Adad

Joel Frieders | June 10, 2015
I was supposed to add three things to the grocery list app on my phone, but Facebook was open and no matter how many times I hit the home button it wouldn't take me away from the Facebook. I must've pawed at this gargantuan asshole I call a phone a good two...
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Jamie xx - In Colour

Joel Frieders | June 3, 2015
I am, for the first time in my adult life, sitting on my own patio, typing on a computer, at my own actual patio table, not made out of cheap plastic. As simple and NBD as that sounds, you don't understand, I hath never done such a thing thing. I never...
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Leitbur - Strange in L.A.

Joel Frieders | June 2, 2015
Leitbur holds a special place in my loins. The dude drops undeniably 80s throwback electro with super cool juice spurted and squirted all over its upturned blublocker-bespectacled face. If I had the chance to date Mr. Leitbur...
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Well Hung Heart - Throw It All Away

Joel Frieders | June 1, 2015
Well Hung Heart are one of the few bands that we've kept tabs on since covering them back in the first few months of our site actually being a site. They've sort of defined the DIY balls we take pride in others danglin' between their thighs...
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Magic City Hippies - Bull Ride

Joel Frieders | May 29, 2015
I am so broken up about the Robby Hunter Band. I mean, I knew the band name was horrible and didn't really allude to their magical sexual powers as those powers pertain to my loins and my many many children, BUT I DIDN'T THINK THEY WOULD...
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