I AM AN AMERICAN MALE AND I DO NOT HAVE THE LARGEST PENIS OUT OF ALL THE OTHER PENISES, I JUST KNOW THAT THIS ONE'S MINE. THIS IS MY PENIS. IT IS PERFECT THE WAY IT IS.

But this fucking song tho bros. This is the rock of my dreams, where there's this splash of Jimmy Eat World meets the Heavy Guilt and I'm fucking doing that foot tap thing where the ball of my foot is planted firmly on the floor but I'm flapping my ankle to and bro. Fuck fro, this foot is going to and bro, bro.

Whale Bones, I am now a fan, and I hope you continue to impress me so I can brag about having liked you before everyone else jumped on this fucking band's wagon. THIS WAGON IS MINE AND IT IS PERFECT.

*wipes hands*

There, I equated the band's wagon to my penis, which is perfect. So the future for these guys is set in bone, wouldn't you say?

Either way, I want to be besties with these guys as soon as I get out of juvie.

Whale Bones

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