Joel Frieders
Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!
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Music Ruined My Life - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Deja Vu
Joel Frieders | March 5, 2012
My dad stopped buying vinyl after my mom burped me out the babeslot. There wasn't much of a need to purchase shit your kids might potentially snap in half while playing topless toddler frisbee. His collection wouldn't cause any audiophile to orgasm, but the...
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RIP - Moshe Jamil Rogers
Joel Frieders | February 17, 2012
I was 15 when Moshe died.
When I think about my sophomore year in high school, I don't remember dances or concerts or anything like that, I remember that weird feeling I had like everyone around me was dying. I went to nine funerals that year. Two friends...
Album Review
Saltillo - Monocyte
Joel Frieders | February 15, 2012
If you knew who Saltillo was a few years ago, you know about his album Ganglion. You knew that that fucking album contained the most spectacularly morbid and fucking delicious violin and cello tone ever captured on tape. Not only was...
Album Review
Dirty Ghosts - Metal Moon
Joel Frieders | February 14, 2012
Everything about this fucking album is tits. It sounds exactly how the band makes me feel. As cliche as that might sound, Dirty Ghosts is this indescribably raw, erotic, pale skinned, tattooed, sweaty, leather drenched brand of modern rock...
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Social Media Whiners
Joel Frieders | February 14, 2012
Maybe I was raised to simply shut the Fuck up when shit doesn't go my way. It isn't that I feel everything that happens to me is a direct result of my own actions, or that I don't deserve the occasional free pass due to illness or something going on with my...
Interview
Our Interview with Allyson Baker of Dirty Ghosts - Blood of a first born lamb
Joel Frieders | February 14, 2012
People of the internet, what you're about to read is totally fucking awesome. This is an interview with Allyson Baker of Dirty Ghosts. I love this band so fucking much I have already vowed to tattoo their name on 33% of my...
Soundcloud
Pop Cultures Collide: Time Travels - King of Wishful Thinking (Pretty Woman)
Joel Frieders | February 7, 2012
The first time I heard Frank McGinnis, or Time Travels as he goes by now, I had randomly skipped ahead to a track on his album that was both vivid and fucking intense. It surprised the fucking shit out of me in a way I don't...
Album Review
TR/ST - TRST
Joel Frieders | February 2, 2012
I have no idea how this ended up in my ears, but I've been painting my hands with a black bic pen ever since. What in the fucking world would I, Joel Frieders of the realm, be fucking smoking listening to a gothic trance album?
Well, I'm fucking loving the...
Interview
Our Interview with Storm Large - Crazy Enough
Joel Frieders | January 10, 2012
My friend Maggie (I call her Poots) sent me a book last month and said "Read it.", to which I responded "Don't you tell me what to do.", to which she responded "Eat my ass.", to which I responded "It's already been broughten.".
To which she responded by...
Album Review
Poliça - Give You The Ghost
Joel Frieders | January 5, 2012
If you're busy and you have other shit to read, I will sum this album up in one quick sentence (and potentially offensive send off) before continuing on with more descriptive handjobs to help coerce you into loving this album like I do.
Poliça...
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