Joel Frieders
Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!
Album Review
Ambinate - Horizon EP
Joel Frieders | June 20, 2012
I've already publicly sucked this dude Ambinate off. His shit is fucking ridiculously hell yeah without me even realizing he's released more music. He's already crafted some of my favorite tunes to decompress alongside, but his latest EP...
Article
The SYFFAList - 5 Complaints About Your Band
Joel Frieders | May 22, 2012
Yes, I'm complaining. Yes, I'm a whiny bitch who can't stand the fact that bands and artists that I come in contact with at some point are doing things that bug the shit out of me. Things that aren't necessarily wrong in any actual way, but things that I see...
Article
The SYFFAList - Joel's Top Songs To Listen To Before Getting A Vasectomy
Joel Frieders | April 24, 2012
I've stressed about getting my vas defrens snipped ever since the doctors told us we were having twins. I knew it would come to this, and I knew I would be apprehensive, but I don't see any other way of making sure that in the next five or six years I get to...
Album Review
The Hudson Branch - World Kid
Joel Frieders | April 12, 2012
Over the past few years my tastes have matured, fermented, been racked to a secondary and been allowed to bottle carbonate. That being said, I still love me some music that makes me feel like I'm riding in the back of a pickup truck with my imaginary flowing...
Interview
Our Interview with Blockhead - Most of my friends are pieces of shet
Joel Frieders | April 10, 2012
One of the first albums I ever repeatedly smoked pot to, was made by Blockhead. One of the first CDs I ever burned for a girl who I smoked pot with, was made by Blockhead. One of the first times I ever escaped from a pedofile...
Album Review
Blockhead - Interludes After Midnight
Joel Frieders | April 9, 2012
Blockhead is, in an innocently perverted way, one of my musical benchmarks. Why is this perverted? Well, when I was discussing who Blockhead was with a friend of mine, I called him my Brooke Banner of instrumental music. Who...
Article
Laugh at What I Love: 30 Seconds To Mars
Joel Frieders | April 5, 2012
Yes, deep inside, I am a 15 year old girl, writing song lyrics on my arms and the walls of my room.
I remember standing backstage at Lollapalooza trying to decide who to go see next, it was either 30 Seconds To Mars or whoever everyone else...
Album Review
If These Trees Could Talk - Red Forest
Joel Frieders | March 20, 2012
I used to think I was limited by my own imagination. Like, whatever stories I read in books or watched on television were always going to be better than anything I could ever come up with in my own pile of brainz.
But I see shit.
Not like I see members of my...
Interview
Our Interview with Shannon O'Connor - Dick Pictures
Joel Frieders | March 15, 2012
Sometimes the internet gives you something that makes you giggle. And then sometimes the internet gives you something that makes you both giggle AND realize you aren't alone in this world.
I mean, it's hard out here for a guy who draws dicks on everything.
I...
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