Dirty Digital

I was supposed to add three things to the grocery list app on my phone, but Facebook was open and no matter how many times I hit the home button it wouldn't take me away from the Facebook.

I must've pawed at this gargantuan asshole I call a phone a good two tree times. But fate would have nothing of it bros.

AND THUS...

At the very top of the feed I couldn't close fast enough was a post from one of my favorite rappers, and it included two words I have been looking to see used in a sentence since a fucking lifetime ago. The rapper is Qwa and the two words smooshed together to make hell yes is Dirty Digital.

There was a freshly shared soundcloud link, and it said Dirty Digital ft. Adad.

WHAT.

Dirty Digital is Qwa rapping over Silence beats, but Silence also raps, and most of the beats are just Silence trying to see what sort of beat could trip up Qwa's cadence, but it hasn't happened yet. Not only has it not happened yet, but I keep getting this weird idea that Dirty Digital is done done. Like, they aren't making any new music. That's like learning one of your favorite beers is a fucking seasonal and it's not your favorite beer's season bro. You'll do crazy shit just because you can't have something so digitally delicious.

See, Dirty Digital is made up of most of the group Outerlimitz. These dudes dropped this album called Suicide Prevention farther back than a lifetime ago, and it was creepy fucking perfection. Chick on the album cover was sitting on a bed holding a shotgun, and if I had any artistic talent I could paint you the fucking picture from memory.

Silence and Qwa, took that creepy shit and sanded it down, converted everything, and went fully Digital, but dirty as fuck. I ain't even bein' cute, this shit was crisp HD fucking polaroids.

So anything I see that's Dirty Digital, I SWALLOW WHOLE.

And then there's Adad, who is the 7th most handsome rapper in Chicago, just under MicOne's ego and just above MicOne's 5 o'clock shadow, but seriously one of my favorite mouths not attached to Qwa's body bro.

This song should probably be everything I needed right now.

HOLY QWA CADENCE. HOLY WHY AM I SHAKING MY SHOULDERS AND SNIFFING THE GROUND LIKE A BLOODHOUND ON DMT. HOLY THIS IS EVERYTHING I NEEDED RIGHT NOW.

Just go listen and then download it and then tell them not to break up you assholes.

THIS IS LESS THAN 2:15 AND IT RUINED EVERYTHING I HAD PLANNED ON DOING.

Love,
Dad