STOP SLEEPING

BRONCHO

STOP SLEEPING, BRONCHO, Dine Alone Records
Tom Doz | August 20, 2014

BRONCHO, bro.

Their name is half bro, half nacho. And that I can dig because I want to dip my saltiness in dat cheese.

I'm 98% convinced that BRONCHO is that band playing at the high school dance in every 80s movie. For real. I've scoured the interwebz for gifs to watch while I listen to the album, Just Enough Hip To Be Woman, and they all synch up perfectly to the John Hughes narrative I conjured up in my head.

Initially, the songs make me want to carelessly dance in sunglasses and/or stupid hat while others stare at my awkwardness, but I know deep down they appreciate the confidence in said awkwardness.

And then the shit becomes less dancey because it's most likely meant to be playing in the background while the lead dweeb grabs some punch, nervously hit on his high school crush, gets denied, but then realizes it doesn't matter because he really loves that wallflower who has a killer body under all that ruffled up lace.

And then everybody is happy and breaks out into a choreographed dance.

Enough words; it's time for gifs and music:

Just Enough Hip To Be Woman is out 9/16 - preorder here.
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