Bent Squares
Ben T. Sqauarez
"I wanna ruin love for you..."
That's fucking awesome. BUT THEN THERE'S THIS SNL TYPE SAX SHIT HAPPENING AND I HAVE TO START THE SONG OVER...
Whoever the hell Bent Squares is, the dude just got my attention and I've been listening to this fucking Ben T. Squarez EP all morning. I'm so popped up on Bent Squares pop shit I'm bound to gaily skip around the office as opposed to generic, bitch ass walking and shit. I'm not sure I fully understand the angle Bent Squares is anglin' from, but this shit has me happy balls.
With a vocal that's both adorably shrill and oddly sentimental, I'm finding dude's instrumentation is the perfect complement to them pipes bro. It's like Bruno Mars meets Weezer meets those episodes of Saved By The Bell where they all had jobs at the beach club and your hatred for white people really started to blossom.
SOMEONE FIND THIS GUY, PINCH HIS CHEEKS, BUY HIS EP, AND THEN DECIDE TO WEAR WHITE BUTTON DOWNS WITH THIN ASS TIES AND SHIT, BECAUSE BENT SQUARES.