Juan Deuce
El Oh Vee E
I fucking love Juan Deuce. Every time dude opens his front face hole a party spills out and I'm all ignoring the fact I can smell myself in this late 80's Celtics jersey and these Adidas chanclas.
Juan Deuce makes every day Saturday at 5pm. The night's in front of you, you ain't gotta work tomorrow, and you have more than five bucks to spend on tamales once the clock strikes Sunday. That's a fucking Juan Deuce right there bruh.
This new track "El Oh Vee E" (broduced by the bro J57 (the J stands for Kassandra!) has the horns to make your morns bro, and if there was ever a song that sounded hopeful about being without a woman, this might just very well be the fucking jam. I'm looking forward to the new Deuce EP titled Sock Money, fully produced by J57 and due out September 23rd, 2015 via Soulspazm Records, and I'm certain he'll answer my certified letter requesting that we be best friends forevers any day now bro.
SOMEONE REMIND JUAN DEUCE THAT I CALLED BFF DIBS ON HIM WAY BEFORE THE REST A YALLS.