Altered Tapes

Altered Tapes just fingerbanged Jamie xx's "Loud Places" in a way I didn't think imaginable. While the track was already a loose shouldered "I'M NOT USING MY EYES ANYWAY" jam for me, I never considered hitting it this hard. I mean, the chorus on the original gives my goose pimples goose pimples, but here, I have goose pimples with huge erections and they're playing swords all over my fucking lumpy Luxembourgian body bros. IT'S LIKE I'M ON DRUGS, but drugs that only a self-respecting beacon of the people's loins could ingest. 

Maker and Trew are fucking assholes for this. I had JUST gotten over my addiction to this album. 

So what are we working with on this remake? Stuttered house shoe'd house moves, horns one might listen to with a fever on a Saturday Night, and HARPS bro. MAD HARPS. I can't even begin to imagine how many chops these bros had to handle to create something this infectiously sensual and hype. 

Once again Altered Tapes has bigger balls than you do. And you're completely okay with that aren't you bro? 

I AMS!