How come whenever I listen to Juan Deuce my shoulders push towards one another with my elbows and palms straight out towards my sides and I feel the need to wear longer gym socks?
Is it the fact that he's my favorite Albanian circledancer? Is it the fact that he's got J57 on the track and my FAVORITE three foot tall (soaking wet) DJ with the name Mekalek making everything so hip hops?
If Juan Deuce, J57 and Mekalek came out with their own houswares line there would be microphone daggers scooping up melted wax from a bowl made of vinyl and spinning at 33bpm in the form of a wallpaper pattern on the walls of their kitschy kitchen bro. I fucking love how these dudes sweat their asses off taking it easy. It's both inspiring and infuriating. If I tried to be this cool I'd get arrested for letting my balls touch my ankles and shit bruh.
"You Right" is the next single in the brogression towards the drop of Sock Monkey out on September 23rd, 2015 on Soulspazm Records. PRE ORDER THE BUSINESS IF YOU'RE INTO THE BUSINESS OF BEIN' IN BUSINESS BRUH.