Damnationland

Brzowski is the homie. He’s a kindred spirit out there on the road. When you realize you’re on the same bill as a rapper from Portland, Maine opening for Grandmaster Bizzy Bee in San Di-fucking-ego, you just know. 

Ole Brz has teamed up with fellow Portlander, C Money Burns, and morphed into doomsday rap duo, Vinyl Cape with DJ Mo Niklz. (The lack of vowels in Maine, I find disconcerting.) Vinyl Cape's apocalyptic li’l ditty, “Ordinary Monsters featuring Renee Coolbrith” recorded as theme music for Damnationationland Horror Film Festival, makes me want to open my arms to the end. Makes me want to dance on our graves. Makes me want to bare ass, full moon a mushroom cloud. Makes me drive my Accord off a cliff with my best girlfriend.  

Brzowski is on the Doomsday Roadshow right now with DJ Halo right now capturing 'squatches and avoiding right wing militias on his way across the great Northwest. C Money Burns is probably booty calling Sontiago. I’m drinking black coffee and trying to poop with the door closed. Kids are assholes. But unfortunately not the kind that will let you shit in peace. But I digress. 

I love you all.