Joel Frieders
Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!
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White Denim - Ha Ha Ha Ha (Yeah)
Joel Frieders | February 1, 2016
WHEN A SONG STARTS WITH A RIFF COCK THIS HARD, IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO CONSIDER ANYTHING ELSE IN LIFE AS ERECTIFYING AS THIS RIFF COCK IS RIGHT AT THIS VERY SECOND.
Jesus balls on 1983 Saab wagon with tan leather seats faded and cracked from sun exposure after...
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One Song: Professor Soap - The Young, The Ideas
Joel Frieders | January 27, 2016
Last weekend, I was going through SYFFAL music submissions while also reading packet information for my meetings this week. This isn't me being lazy on either the reading or the listening, it's just become something I've learned how to do since SYFFAL somehow...
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One Song: Vessels - 4AM
Joel Frieders | January 27, 2016
I specifically remember writing about the song "Apollo" from the group Flight Facilities a few years ago. I still listen to that song all the fucking time, but I actually remember writing about it, that's how epically important that fucking song is to me. I...
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One Song: School Of Seven Bells - Ablaze
Joel Frieders | January 26, 2016
School of Seven Bells have always sounded like a mysterious reenactment of what my loins would look like under a microscope.
Sure, there's indescribable emotions and blindfolded sensations and socially unmentionable pleasures and pinky-...
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Blisses B - Montevideo
Joel Frieders | January 26, 2016
Blisses B is one of the few bands I can remember keeping an active relationship with over the last six years of SYFFALing. While I've been completely honest with them about which of their tunes I want to erotically and slow motion break...
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World Premiere: House of Spirituals - Too Many Days (White Pony Dub)
Joel Frieders | January 25, 2016
There aren't many things I love more than beats. I love it when producers fire the rapper because that means I get to ride my own flow in my dome without the incessant "uh, yo" of today's rapping rappers.
But the beat has to murder.
SO THEN I TRIP OVER THIS...
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One Song: shirlette ammons ft Amelia Meath - Aviator
Joel Frieders | January 21, 2016
WHAT ARE MY HIPS DOING RIGHT NOW?!?!?! AM I SHAKIRA?!?!
WHY ARE MY HANDS ACTING LIKE MADONNA IN THAT ONE VIDEO OF HER IN THE BLACK ROBE IN THE DESERT BRO?!?!?!
Whoever the fuck shirlette ammons is, this is some shit! "Aviator" sounds...
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One Song: Astronauts - Civil Engineer
Joel Frieders | January 21, 2016
I fucking love how the pocket this fucking band plays inside of is so fucking comfortable. Astronauts sound like the most comfortable fucking cabin in the woods on earth, and while slightly mysterious, I don't get that rapey vibe at all.
What...
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Apoc - Brand New Thing
Joel Frieders | January 21, 2016
I don't know if you know this, but I know Apoc personally. I knew back when I first knew him that knowing him would be something I knew I would appreciate when I got older.
Knowing Apoc (or Pat Dandy if you're nasty) has been...
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One Song: Dan San - Dream
Joel Frieders | January 20, 2016
I love how Dan San sounds all at once like a soundtrack to a beach vacation home movie, something you'd imagine would play in the background in a candy factory and/or on a tropical fruit commercial. But what's weird is that I get the distinct...
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