Joel Frieders
Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!
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JE Sunde - Hickory Point in the Fall
Joel Frieders | December 22, 2015
JE Sunde is one of my spirit animals. Dude is as authentic as he is original.
Yes, dude is the goofy Egon of folk. Yes, his wardrobe is enviable for those of us who can't fit into anything but a stretched out XL. Yes, his shrill voice means...
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One Song: TW Walsh - Young Rebels
Joel Frieders | December 18, 2015
I like how immediately I'm envisioning The Monkees and In Tall Buildings and LCD Soundsystem all having a vegan and cocaine picnic and trading Pokemon cards in a rolling field of hemp.
Whoever the fuck TW Walsh is, his dirty ass drums,...
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THE REBEL SCUMBAGS - I LOVE YOU (I KNOW)
Joel Frieders | December 15, 2015
I'm already witnessing the Star Wars hate I knew was coming. I know you think the market is oversaturated with cheap Star Wars shit. I know you think it's annoying.
But I don't.
The last 50 big movie pushes haven't included me in anything. I mean, I didn't...
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Of Monsters and Men - Wolves Without Teeth
Joel Frieders | December 15, 2015
I remember telling a friend of mine that I hated Of Monsters and Men because they completely side stepped the part of your career when people like us who don't make money off talking about music talked about your music.
If you think about it...
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BYSTS - Speed
Joel Frieders | December 10, 2015
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude, put this on loud in a dark room and don't fucking blink. This shit from BYSTS is like a highlight film of every desktop computer and smart phone wallpaper ever made, and it's fucking chilling. The scenes with the different...
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Marlowe Grey - Midnight In Brooklyn
Joel Frieders | December 10, 2015
I thought this was a 'good song' until I heard the flute. Then I started the fucker over and gave it the ol' eyes shut, head hung off the back of my desk chair, hands in my pockets, complete fucking attention.
It seems like this dude Marlowe Grey...
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One Song: VHS Collection - Lean
Joel Frieders | December 9, 2015
When I was in the early half of high school, any song that started with such a whimsical synth would get the gasface. I'd not only ignore anything I'd consider one of them synth shits, I wouldn't even test my ability to enjoy something based merely on the...
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ZAVALA - Memory Traps EP
Joel Frieders | December 8, 2015
Shit been suckin' ass all over the place lately, yea? From the international to the national to the state to the community in front of my fucking face, ASS IS BEING SUCKED EVERYWHERE.
Where the fuck do I start? Terrorist attacks overseas. Terrorist attacks...
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Sankofa - PLANET FLAVORTRON
Joel Frieders | December 8, 2015
I consider burgers up there with sex. I am constantly aware of both, constantly needing to express my love of burgers alongside my love of my own sexuality, and I LUST for both; all of the sex and all of the burger.
If I could bring food into the bedroom...
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Twin Limb - Don't Even Think
Joel Frieders | December 7, 2015
This band has some fucking nerve.
I mean, I was just getting over this shit and now it's back and in full color? "Don't Think About It"? Fuck you, all I can do is think about this shit. I love how the fucking noise making you don't immediately...
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