Joel Frieders

Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!

top girls, on and on
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One Song: Top Girls - On & On

Joel Frieders | December 3, 2015
Duuuuuuuuude. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.  Top Girls was my SHIT a few years ago, then word on the internet street is the dude got all into life and forgot about those of us with his name tattooed on our taints.  THIS shit right here tho. "On...
andy clockwise, open relationship
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Andy Clockwise - Open Relationship

Joel Frieders | December 3, 2015
No idea who the fuck Andy Clockwise is, other than a sensual source of some motherfucking sassy sex pop, but I can appreciate this shit at this particular moment in my life.  Everything seems so fucking serious and life threatening, I needed...
germany germany, willow
Album Review

Germany Germany - Willow

Joel Frieders | December 1, 2015
Germany Germany is a perfect example of someone I've grown to love over every single release of theirs. Literally anything in GG's catalog is applicable to nearly every interaction or life event I experience. In fact, one time I ate a small...
dan san, america
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Dan San - America

Joel Frieders | November 30, 2015
New rule: If I don't sway, it gets no play. Within the first 39 seconds I was sort of hypnotized, but when the drums subtly start up I'm over here swaying like a willow in the wind bro. Fuck this is comf. This is pillow tops on top of pillows on top of clouds...
giving tree band, glow
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Giving Tree Band - Glow

Joel Frieders | November 26, 2015
So many questions... The Giving Tree Band is in my top ten list of "groups of humans I would allow to join my group of post-apocalyptic survivors based solely on my personal opinion that they are indeed amazing humans". They also happen to...
Batts, For That I'm Sorry
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BATTS - For that, I'm Sorry

Joel Frieders | November 25, 2015
I have a five year old daughter.  She's fucking beautifully annoying, annoyingly beautiful, and she owns me.  She's also currently spinning in my kitchen while the audio from the video for "For That, I'm Sorry" plays from one of my more...
stone cold fox, contagion
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Stone Cold Fox - Contagion

Joel Frieders | November 23, 2015
DID YOU KNOW THE DUDES IN STONE COLD FOX WAS WHITE?!?! MIND. BLOWN. BRO. Regardless of their pale and delicious caucasianity, I love how this band sounds like nine other bands all the time. While looking at them, you're certain they're one...
wolfmother, victorious
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One Song: Wolfmother - Victorious

Joel Frieders | November 20, 2015
I saw Wolfmother on stage at Lollapalooza in 2006 and it stands out as one of the greatest visions of rock and roll I've ever fucking seen. That show is so high on my list of awesome I shit at the thought of new Wolfmother ...
andrea silva, down and under
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One Song: Andrea Silva - Down & Under

Joel Frieders | November 19, 2015
Andrea Silva again? Jesus balls on a handcrafted bacarat table pinned to pinterest, tweeted on twitter, and for sale on etsy, this shit is fucking cool pillow chill.  When you come across a voice that's as milky and calming as a cup of warm...
sorbmal, arctic giraffe
Album Review

Sorbmal - Arctic Giraffe

Joel Frieders | November 16, 2015
Beats, guitars, and samples. Normally I'm thankful as shit when music has even one of these. But when these things work together to get my pants and pizza delivery uniform off like Sorbmal has here, I'm almost too entranced by the ear...
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