Joel Frieders
Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!
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Love Dad: Paris - Friday, November 13, 2015
Joel Frieders | November 13, 2015
(It feels overly American to start writing something with a single word that's as annoying as "like", but I don't know how else to start writing this thing.)
Like.
Music is more than incredibly important to me. Music is the only non-wife/kids thing I look...
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Bones & Beeker - Heartbroken in Love
Joel Frieders | November 13, 2015
The schwanz Bones & Beaker swangs is mighty.
Mighty fucking fownky.
The first time I heard "Heartbroken In Love" I instantly performed a step dancing routine one could only refer to as suburban sensual. It was like all of the...
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Missy Elliot - WTF ( Where They From )
Joel Frieders | November 12, 2015
What the fuck.
Holy Fucking Shit.
I don't really have anything to say. GOAT.
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Come Wind - Clarity
Joel Frieders | November 10, 2015
Who the fuck are Come Wind? And is Come Wind a fancy way of mentioning that you are the source of a foul odor? Or is it more of a way of asking someone to create an odor and direct it towards you? Is this a fetish band?
Who...
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One Song: Rare Monk - California
Joel Frieders | November 10, 2015
Sometimes, all you want is a fucking chorus you can scream, a bass line you can play in the shower, and an air lead guitar you can bend over towards your toes and lick the fuck out of. I don't want to know the intentions behind the lyrics, I don't want to...
Interview
Our Interview with GROOMBRIDGE - The lithosphere, is made of rock.
Joel Frieders | November 5, 2015
We electronically stumbled into the music of GROOMBRIDGE by hearing the track "Redesigned Maestro" and losing our collective pewp. And if you've also heard "Redesigned Maestro", you'd consider yourself having had stumbleds into GROOMBRIDGE,...
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One Song: Party Nails - No Pressure
Joel Frieders | November 3, 2015
What the fuck is happening to me? I intentionally wanted to hate this shit because the pitch email used the word "hooky" and I wanted to STAB THAT FUCKING WORD IN THE GUNT.
Then Party Nails starts in with the 80s sass, all sittin on her bed...
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Red Nova - Free Yourself
Joel Frieders | November 2, 2015
Muse and My Chemical Romance. Holy fuck these guys sound like Muse and My Chemical Romance. I fucking love Muse and My Chemical Romance.
Red Nova might have put together one of the most visually thematic and enjoyable music videos I've ever...
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Daniel Lugn - carbon pusher
Joel Frieders | October 30, 2015
Holy fuck. Daniel Lugn, whoever the fuck you are, you have me by the balllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllls with this shit.
I love how this shit sounds like a cross between Stateless and a Maynard James Keenan b side, but somehow it's...
Album Review
Les Crazy Coconuts - Les Crazy Coconuts
Joel Frieders | October 29, 2015
Normally when you pop in an album and the album cover is completely fucking tropical balls, complete with palm trees and coconuts and a happy fucking font spelling out the band name, you're in for some tropicana. Reggae maybe? Possibly even some island shit...
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