Joel Frieders

Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!

Sophomore, duck and cover
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Sophomore - Duck and Cover

Joel Frieders | August 26, 2015
I hit play and then clicked away and it wasn't until just before the two minute mark when I realized I wasn't paying attention to anything anymore. Sophomore takes a spaced out chill and then gently increases the depth of the nod, and just...
Mãs, higher spirit
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Mas - Higher Spirit

Joel Frieders | August 26, 2015
Who the fuck is Mãs? This guitar work is my favorite thing about today. Crisply loose and sexy, I've listened to this song over a dozen times just focusing on the guitar's balls danglin' and I'm lick-smitten. "Higher Spirit" sounds...
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One Song: BATTS - For That, I'm Sorry

Joel Frieders | August 24, 2015
Just click play and go back about ya bidness. Was it sunny a second ago and now everything's fucking bleak and erotic as fuck? HERE TOO BRO! WEIRD! Whoever the fuck BATTS are, they're that special column in the electronic music genre that...
dylan seeger, weird
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Dylan Seeger - Weird

Joel Frieders | August 24, 2015
WHAT THE FUCK IS JOEL DOING? JOEL IS SITTING ON A BENCH LISTENING TO THIS FUCKING SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND HE'A TAPPINS ON HE'S LAP BRO. TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP T'TAP TAP - And thens I stands and I twirls and I shrug my shoulders up to me ears and sing "Now I...
sidney chase, not one more
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Quick Fix: Sidney Chase - Not One More

Joel Frieders | August 23, 2015
Pretty impressed with the song here, but even more impressed/depressed after reading the lyrics and understanding what's been happening without my knowledge. I couldn't say it any better than Sidney here. So... Peep the write up from Sidney Chase...
aaron krause, dont wanna lose you
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Aaron Krause - Don't Want To Lose You

Joel Frieders | August 21, 2015
I hit play on this video and then went about my business of doing ALL THE BUSINESS. About forty five minutes later I was over by the printer reamalgamating the rigamarole with some good ol' fashioned bipartisanship and I started singing the fucking chorus....
sorbmal, dogma
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Sorbmal - Dogma

Joel Frieders | August 21, 2015
I fucking love this shit. That swanky ball thwapping picking hand has me by the fucking short and curlies bro. Daaaaaamn this shit is noddy. Whenever you come across a beat that's just made for listening to on repeat, regardless of how dope the video is (and...
dirty ghosts, cataract
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Dirty Ghosts - Cataract

Joel Frieders | August 20, 2015
It doesn't matter what visuals you put in front of this song, it's fuckin rawk.  Although I will wholeheartedly agree with the inclusion of some fuckin' Zubaz pants, I find the video trying too hard to be as awesome as the song. BUT WAIT, o boy just danced on...
cash and david, pains 4 u
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One Song: Cash+David - Pains 4 U Feat. Rome Fortune

Joel Frieders | August 20, 2015
Cash+David bug the fuck out of me.  I love the fuck out of them. But Cash+David bug the fuck out of me.  HOW'S ABOUT YOU DROP AN ALBUM OR AN EP BROS!?!?!?!? Every single fucking single they send out into the ocean of the internet somehow...
shy kids, rockets
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Shy Kids - R o c k e t s

Joel Frieders | August 18, 2015
Maaaaaan, fuck these guys.  THREE YEARS AGO, I begged these assholes for a Pop Cultures Collide version of the Gummi Bears themesong, THEN THEY GIVE VICE A PREMIERE OF THEIR NEW CANDY THEMED MASTERPIECE? I don't know whether to be turned on, offended, or re-...
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