Joel Frieders
Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!
Album Review
The Whatmans - Fire Up The Masses
Joel Frieders | May 3, 2011
EDIT: You people do realize I'm Irish no? Take a fucking joke.
Oh the Irish.
What a lousy bunch of shitbirds.
You feel for them for a number of reasons: prone to addiction, weirdly fascinated and mind-controlled by potatoes, often very very pale, normally...
Interview
Our Interview With Well Hung Heart - Well Hung Indeed
Joel Frieders | May 2, 2011
Well Hung Heart made their way into my loins when Del sent me a video of them covering Creep from the Head of Radio. Ever since then I've been using them as sexual instigative tools to get the wifey to let me poke the poop chute. I'm sorry to...
Album Review
Zavala - Vessel Instrumentals
Joel Frieders | April 21, 2011
Fuck Zavala. YEAH I SAID THAT shit.
fucking asshole has been on a tear lately.
First it's sneaking onto the scene with some free DTS shit, all amazing beatwise.
Then it's a joint instro release with my favorite Moleman, meatwise.
Then the muthafucker drops...
Interview
Our Interview with Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips - HEADY NUGGS
Joel Frieders | April 19, 2011
I spend a lot more time than I wish I did wondering what in the Fuck is wrong with us. Not so much on a day to day level, but at the core illusion of the world as it's spinning around at this increasingly devious pace.
People seem incapable of thinking...
Interview
Our Interview with Sole - Sole Rhymes with Joel = Besties Forevers
Joel Frieders | April 18, 2011
Sole continues to march to the beat of his own organic, locally grown, vegan soy patty. While some Fucks use a red beard and an audience to merely listen to themselves talk, Sole is as much a part of his own audience as the...
Interview
Our Interview with Ceschi - The Lumpy Vegetarian
Joel Frieders | April 15, 2011
Fake Four, Inc creator and all around bad-ass on the elliptical machine at the local vegetarian gym, Ceschi Ramos has garnered mucho successo over the past few years. Don't let his squishy demeanor fool you though, this guy...
Album Review
Atmosphere - The Family Sign
Joel Frieders | April 12, 2011
Yea, I know. I'm biased. I'm close personal friends with Sir Slug. We cookout at each other's houses (although he doesn't know that). We play ball on the weekends (I watch him from the bushes). I give him tips on knife techniques to use...
Album Review
Walk The Moon - I Want! I Want!
Joel Frieders | April 7, 2011
An album made me happy.
Like, I smiled at myself in the mirror and started a few of these tracks over, happy.
Like, while washing my man parts in the horse trough we call a shower, I giggled, happy.
Like, dude, I was like, fucking alternating between air...
Album Review
Blue Sky Black Death - NOIR
Joel Frieders | April 5, 2011
Blue Sky Black Death has always been a go to when nothing else sounds good. When your foot is on the brake, your car is already in reverse and you just can't seem to find anything that will make perfect your only time alone all fucking day....
Interview
In Bed with Dr. Fluff - Our Interview with Brann Dailor of Mastodon
Joel Frieders | March 29, 2011
When the homie Rick gave the green light on a Mastodon interview I was stoked! I fucking LOVE Mastodon, which says a lot, because I could give a total fuck about the metal scene in general. I'm never one to equate myself with a “scene”, especially as a 31...
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