Joel Frieders

Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!

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Love Dad: Top 5 - Fukushima - Why Japan's Natural Disaster Makes Me Want To Kill People For Being Fucksticks

Joel Frieders | March 18, 2011
5. the nuclear fear mongering on behalf of the media I understand that shit is scary right now. I also understand that the majority of the earth's population doesn't know SHIT about nuclear power. What I don't understand is why certain media outlets feel it...
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Younger Brother - Vaccine

Joel Frieders | March 18, 2011
I was given the heads up about Younger Brother's latest album, Vaccine, by an unlikely source: the internet. The internet said nil, yet my receptors were opens on this day and I took it into account to oblige the internet. For he is...
Frank Ocean, Nostalgia, ULTRA
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Frank Ocean - nostalgia, ULTRA

Joel Frieders | March 17, 2011
When I ditched Chicago at 18 and moved out to California to chase my dream of playing guitar for a living, I had to get a job. I used an employment agency and found one with a work day of 4am to 2:30pm. It completely fucked me up. Not only did I spend the day...
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Interview with Intuition - It's Intuition, Man

Joel Frieders | March 14, 2011
If you live in Southern California, or Alaska, you have probably heard of the hairy armed rap star named Intuition, or Lee Shaner as his friends in sprite call him. If you haven't heard of him, it's probably because you're a fucking racist....
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The Weekly Taint w/ Joel Frieders and Slug from Atmosphere - Pump It Hottie

Joel Frieders | March 10, 2011
I have two friends I like to call my Besties. They are my left and my right nut. I have two other, quasi-besties friendsies that are besties with each other, their names are Sean Daley aka Slug of hip hop group Atmosphere,...
Album Review

White Lies - Ritual

Joel Frieders | January 27, 2011
Obsessed. Obsessed is probably the most fitting of words to describe my current relationship with the album Ritual from White Lies. Del LeFevre can take credit for sending me the band my way, but as always, I ignored Del and tripped...
kejnu, i have no arms and no legs
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KEjNU - I Have No Arms And No Legs

Joel Frieders | November 30, 2010
I grabbed this album because I was hoping to hear some bork band speak in fucking jibberish but without all the sigur ros type mystery bullshit. I could read everything on their website, but I was really hoping it was complete shit so I could move past a band...
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Love Dad: Top 5 Things That No One Will Tell You About Parenthood - I Fucking Will, Because I Care (And Want A Blowjob)

Joel Frieders | November 12, 2010
5. Some people take parenting way too fucking seriously. When I was a kid, I honestly don't remember many other parents. Like I remember that one dad was a drunk and we couldn't talk sports or politics without him throwing a High Life can at our heads. I...
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Billions and Billions - Self Titled

Joel Frieders | November 9, 2010
Google "billions and billions" and over half of the results returned to you will referece Carl Sagan's Astronomy/Cosmology book from 1998 of the same title, or his many quotes regarding how many fucking stars there are in the fucking sky. What does this mean...
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Our Interview With Gayngs - Joel Gets Gay for Gayngs

Joel Frieders | November 1, 2010
I'm a pretty honest guy. I downloaded the Gayngs album for one reason. The logo. A pot leaf merged with a vagina. It was my beacon. It was what I would give to the mayor in place of the bat signal if I ever took over for the winged one. It...
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